Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.

If You're Scarde To Fail, You Don't Deserve To Be Successful.

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

I'm Still Going To Disney World.