Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

Only Poor People Go To Jail.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model. I'm Paid To Wreak Havoc On The Basketball Court.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.