Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.

I Love New York City; I've Got A Gun.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.

Every Time I Hear The Word Conservative It Makes Me Sick To My Stomach.