Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw

Just Because You Say Something Doesn't Make It Controversial, And It Doesn't Make You A Bad Person.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

I Think The Biggest Problem Is Parents Are So Concerned With Being Friends With Their Kids. You're Not Their Friend. You're Their Parent.

I'm Still Going To Disney World.

I Have Nothing Against Old People; I Want To Be One Myself One Day.