Polls? Nah... They're For Strippers And Cross

I Have The Good Fortune Of Knowing Both John Mccain And Donald Trump Well, Both Men Have More In Common Than The Today's Media Hype Would Have You Believe. Both Blazed Trails In Their Careers And Love Our Great Nation.

If A Caribou Needs To Be Sacrificed For The Sake Of Energy Independence, I Say, 'mr. Caribou, Maybe You Need To Take One For The Team.'

They're Our Next-door Neighbors, And You Can Actually See Russia From Land Here In Alaska, From An Island In Alaska.

You Know What? I Didn't Mess Up About Paul Revere... In A Shout-out, Gotcha Type Of Question That Was Asked Of Me, I Answered Candidly. And I Know My American History.

The Man Can Only Ride You When Your Back Is Bent.