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Modern Air Travel Means Less Time Spent In Transit. That Time Is Now Spent In Transit Lounges.

Gossip Is What You Say About The Objects Of Flattery When They Aren't Present.

Los Angeles Is Many Places In One Place.

Christmas Begins About The First Of December With An Office Party And Ends When You Finally Realize What You Spent, Around April Fifteenth Of The Next Year.

A World Government Run By The Un Will Be Like Getting An Old, Purblind, Half-deaf Substitute Teacher.