Pity? You Don't Want To Be Pitied

I Never Tell An Audience What They Can Expect. I Never Have And I Never Will. I'm An Entertainer For 75 Years.

Every Man's Dream Is To Be Able To Sink Into The Arms Of A Woman Without Also Falling Into Her Hands.

For Those Who Understand, No Explaination Is Needed...for Those Who Don't, None Will Do.

If I Found The Cure For Dystrophy Tomorrow, I Would Do A Telethon In Four Weeks For Acute Pain That In This Country Is A Bigger Problem Than Cancer, Heart, Sickle Cell, Anemia, Name It. It Is - It's Hitting 70 Million Americans.

If You're An Old Pro, You Know How Well You're Doing When You're Doing It, And Your Inner Government Spanks You If You're Not Doing Well.