Perhaps I Was Too Saucy And Provoking.

Be Ashamed To Catch Yourself Idle.

Wine Is Constant Proof That God Loves Us And Likes To See Us Happy.

Eat To Live, Not Live To Eat.

I Was Put To The Grammar-school At Eight Years Of Age, My Father Intending To Devote Me, As The Tithe Of His Sons, To The Service Of The Church.

Write With The Learned, Pronounce With The Vulgar.