Perhaps I'm Too Saucy Or Provoking?

Take Counsel In Wine, But Resolve Afterwards In Water.

Nothing In The World Is Certain Except For Death And Taxes.

Lose No Time; Be Always Employed In Something Useful.

I Wish It (christianity) Were More Productive Of Good Works ... I Mean Real Good Works ... Not Holy Day Keeping, Sermon-hearing ... Or Making Long Prayers, Filled With Flatteries And Compliments Despised By Wise Men, And Much Less Capable Of Pleasing The Deity.

Want Of Care Does Us More Damage Than Want Of Knowledge