People Who Fly Into A Rage Always

You Can Have All The Advanced War Methods You Want, But, After All, Nobody Has Ever Invented A War That You Don't Have To Have Somebody In The Guise Of Soldiers To Stop The Bullets.

I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is Applesauce.

Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old Is Comfortable.

Wine Had Such Ill Effects On Noah's Health That It Was All He Could Do To Live 950 Years. Show Me A Total Abstainer That Ever Lived That Long.

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.