People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.