People Say It's Hard At The Top,

Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Dove. Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Bat. It's A Stupid Thing To Do, But I Did It.

There Are No Unwinnable Wars.

I Wish I Didn't Have To Perform 'iron Man' Every Night.

I Don't Know Who Ozzy Is. I Wake Up A New Person Every Day.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.