People Don't Get Drafted Into Being Housewives.

Sometimes The Name Is Funnier Than The Game Itself.

I Learned A Great Deal About Myself, And It Forced Me To Be Introspective In A Way That I'm Not Typically, But "reporting" On My Own Life Became Emotionally Exhausting.

I Cannot Believe The Volume Of Famous People I Run Into In My Life, And That's Part Of The Reason I Love Diary Format.

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

Fame Does Different Things To Different People. For Some People It Makes Them A Better Person.