People Come To My Shows And Know

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!

People Make Fools Out Of Themselves In All Sorts Of Ways. No Particular Qualifications Or Particular Criteria Are Necessary.

The Pamphlet Uses My Name, My Likeness, My 'shtick' (if You Will), And My Very Act, Which Is Derived From My Personality, To Attract Attention And Converts.

Comparing What The Democrats Offer To What The Republicans Offer Is Like Comparing The Money I Have In My Pocket To What Bill Gates Has In His.

I'm Crazy About The Fact That The Jewish People Should Survive Because They Have So Much To Contribute And So Many Values To Contribute To The World. It Would Be A Much Better World, A Much More Peaceful And Non-violent World If We Lived By Jewish Values.