People Can Relate To Someone Who Isn't

There's 5 Levels Of Fatness! Fluffy Is One Of The Levels. There's Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy And Damn.

Anyone Who's Seen My Specials Knows I Don't Put Out The Same Stuff Twice.

You Wonder Why I Only Talk About My Personal Life. But That's All I've Ever Done.

If You Surround Yourself With A Bunch Of Guys Who No Mas Se Quieren Puro Pari And Are Like, "aaah, Let's Go Get Some Chicks." Guess What? That's Going To Slow You Down And Keep Your Head Somewhere Else.

Drinking Can Bring Out A Dude That Has Some Issues.