People Aren't Happy Unless They Buy Stuff,

It Is Remarkable To Me That Both Parties Are So Out Of Touch With The American People, Both Democrats, Republicans And Independents, We All Feel The Same Way.

I Am A Conservative, But I Am Not A Zombie.

Thanks Is Part To Our Education System, We Tend To Think That We're Smarter Than The Stupid Guys In Funny Wigs Who Came Before Us. But That's Because We Are Mistaking Technology, Progress, And Access To Information For Intelligence. We Think That Because We Know How To Use Iphones (but Not Build Them), Browse The Internet (but Not Understand How It Works), And Use Google (but Not Really Know Anything), Our Educational System Is Working Just Great. By The Same Token, We Think That Those Dumb Aristocrats Who Used Horses To Get Around And Didn't Have Electricity Were Neanderthals.

When You're True To Yourself - Not The Audience That Reads About Me In The Newspaper Or Sees A Clip Someplace, But The Audience That Actually Comes And Watches, Just Like Oprah - They Get To Know You And They Sense Something Genuine.

I'm The Whitest Guy You Will Ever Meet. The First Time I Saw An African-american, My Dad Had To Tell Me To Stop Staring.