People Are Always Introducing Me As Sarah

I Always Look At Myself Knowing That I Will Have A Certain Degree Of Cognitive Distortion.

I Think I've Been Called Edgy - But In All Honestly, There Is A Safety In What I Do Because I'm Always The Idiot.

I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe I Don't Cry Salty Tears As Much.

I Was Going To Get An Abortion The Other Day. I Totally Wanted An Abortion. And It Turns Out I Was Just Thirsty.

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.