People Are Always Backing Up When I'm

Some Guys Say Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. But When You Walk Into A Party, You Don't See Somebody's Brain. The Initial Contact Has To Be The Sniffing.

Sometimes It Seems Like This Is The Choice - Either Kick Ass Or Kiss Ass.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

Sure, I Want To Be The Best Actor In The World. But My Life Is My Family, My Son, My Friends. I Don't Know How Anyone Can Find Fault With That.

I'll See A Beautiful Girl Walking Up To Me And I'll Think, Oh, My God, I Can't Believe My Good Luck. But Then She'll Say, 'where's Your Son?' Or 'my Mother Loves You'.