Pantheism, N. The Doctrine That Everything Is

Rope, N. An Obsolescent Appliance For Reminding Assassins That They Too Are Mortal. It Is Put About The Neck And Remains In Place One's Whole Life Long.

Empty Wine Bottles Have A Bad Opinion Of Women.

Doubt Is The Father Of Invention.

Monkey, N. An Arboreal Animal Which Makes Itself At Home In Genealogical Trees.

Pigmy, N. One Of A Tribe Of Very Small Men Found By Ancient Travelers In Many Parts Of The World, But By Modern In Central Africa Only. The Pigmies Are So Called To Distinguish Them From The Bulkier Caucasians - Who Are Hogmies.