Our Troubles Keep Us Going.

By Multiplying Ironies, I Evade Commitments.

You Are So Tactful That I Have No Idea What You Want.

To Avoid Discord, Never Put Two Wise People In The Same Room.

Eccentricity: Strength Of Character Doubling Back On Itself.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.