Our Public Monuments Are Memorials To The

Unlike The Ambiguity Of Life, The Ambiguity Of Language Does Reach A Limit.

Orgies Are An Early Form Of What Will Someday Become Sex By Committee.

Eccentricity: Strength Of Character Doubling Back On Itself.

Living Alone Makes It Harder To Find Someone To Blame.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!