Orthodox, N. An Ox Wearing The Popular

Cat: A Soft Indestructible Automaton Provided By Nature To Be Kicked When Things Go Wrong In The Domestic Circle.

Beg, V. To Ask For Something With An Earnestness Proportioned To The Belief That It Will Not Be Given.

Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By The Eye Instead Of The Ear.

Philosophy: A Route Of Many Roads Leading From Nowhere To Nothing.

God Alone Knows The Future, But Only An Historian Can Alter The Past.