Only Those Who Haven't Got The Wit

The Allegedly 'classy' Magazines Often Seem To Be In An Endless, Undeclared Competition To See Who Can Climb Furthest Up The Fundament Of Gwyneth Paltrow Or Jennifer Lopez.

Feminism Seeks To Turn The Biggest, Bloodiest Carnivore In The World - Passion - Into A Right-on Cud-chewing Vegan. It Can Never Work. Sex Was Never Meant To Be That Way. Sex, On The Whole, Was Meant To Be Short, Nasty And Brutish. If What You Want Is Cuddling, You Should Buy A Puppy.

The Feminist Me Says That A Woman's Right To Her Own Body Should Be Inviolate At All Times, Free From Fear Of Peeping Paps.

Tears Are Sometimes An Inappropriate Response To Death. When A Life Has Been Lived Completely Honestly, Completely Successfully, Or Just Completely, The Correct Response To Death's Perfect Punctuation Mark Is A Smile.

To Believe That One, Or Even Three, Mates Can Supply All The Things One Needs From One's Friends Is As Stupid As Believing Married Couples Must Do Everything Together.