Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.