Only Thing Worse Than A Frenchman Is

Americans Have The Right To Choose To Be Unarmed And Helpless. Be My Guest.

I Have Busted More Hippies' Noses Than All The Narcs In The Free World.

Those That Are Goofy Enough To Believe The Outrageous Lies And Hate Spewed About Me In The Mind-numb Media Are Inconsequential And Pathetic. Those That Know Me Are Certain Of My Goodness And Connect With Me Deeply.

When I Made Those Wild-ass Comments, On Stage, About Then-senator Hillary Clinton And Then-senator Barack Obama, I Don't Know If You Can Grasp The Degree Of Adrenaline And Intensity And Sheer Over-the-top Animal Spirit And Attitude That I Live On Stage. I've Got To Take That Deep Breath.

The Second Amendment Of Our Bill Of Rights Is My Concealed Weapons Permit, Period.