Only Men Who Have Worn A Ski

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want And Not Gain Weight Should Do It Out Of Sight Of The Women They're Married To.

My Husband Gave Me A Necklace. It's Fake. I Requested Fake. Maybe I'm Paranoid, But In This Day And Age, I Don't Want Something Around My Neck That's Worth More Than My Head.