Only In Death Will We Have Our

If There Had Been Zombies On The Iceberg When The Titanic Hit It, That Would Have Made A Much Better Movie.

Parenthood Is The Opiate Of The Masses.

Your Birth Is A Mistake You'll Spend Your Whole Life Trying To Correct.

I Realized That My Book Readings Were Boring Me. I Was Going To Go Up There And Read A Passage And Sleepwalk Through The Whole Event And I Needed To Make It More Interesting. I Wanted To Be Running And Jumping And Do Something So That The Event Would Be So Exciting. I Had To Trick Myself Into Having Fun Every Time.

I'm Only Confrontational With My Friends.