Only By Counting Could Humans Demonstrate Their

Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime Doubly So.

The Only Thing Nicer Than A Phone That Didn't Ring All The Time (or Indeed At All) Was Six Phones That Didn't Ring All The Time (or Indeed At All).

Alltami (n.) The Ancient Art Of Being Able To Balance The Hot And Cold Shower Taps.

Unfortunately This Electric Monk Had Developed A Fault, And Had Started To Believe All Kinds Of Things, More Or Less At Random. It Was Even Beginning To Believe Things They'd Have Difficulty Believing In Salt Lake City.

Here, For Whatever Reason, Is The World. And Here It Stays. With Me On It.