Online Dating Is Cool But I Think

I Liked You Better When You Were Drunk .

Ju Jitsu Is Very Buddhist. All That We Fear We Hold Close To Ourselves To Survive. So If You're Drowning And You See A Corpse Floating By, Hang On To It Because It Will Rescue You.

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. What Matters Is Your Plan.

I'm From A Nice, Suburban, Middle-class Family, But My Tattoos Remind Me Where I've Been.

I'm Just Getting Settled As A Responsible Man - But If You Split The Elephant Into Little Mouthfuls It Will Be Fine.