One Thing We Are Sure Of Is

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

This System Is Really Broken. No Child Left Behind Has Really Failed And The Only Way To Solve Education Is To Leave One Governor Behind.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

I'm Well Aware That The Nelson Mandelas And The Winston Churchills Of The World Happened By Accident. They Usually Come Out Of Nowhere.