One Of The Virtues Of The Nhs...

You Should Never Trust Anyone Who Listens To Mahler Before They're Forty.

My Wife Spoke Perfect Italian And She Was Very Beautiful And Very Suave Italian Men Were Crowding Around Her, Talking All The Time And If I Was To Even Understand What Was Going On, I Had To Learn The Language Fast.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Looks Like A Brown Condom Full Of Walnuts.

The British Hamburger Thus Symbolised, With Savage Neatness, The Country's Failure To Provide Its Ordinary People With Food Which Did Anything More For Them Than Sustain Life.

Whoever Called Snooker "chess With Balls" Was Rude, But Right.