One Of My Life Goals Is To

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

Really Good Comedians, You Know, When They Go On Stage, They Don't Really Care What The Audience - They're Fearless, You Know? They're So Comfortable That They Don't Care. They Don't Have That Neediness Where They Need The Laughs.

Come Cook Food With Me And Do Nothing.

I'm So Jealous Of People Who Have Crushes On People They Go To School With, Or Work With. That's Such A Blessing. You Actually Get To See Them All The Time And Spend Time With Them.

Aren't You Scared Your Kid's Getting Kidnapped...right Now?