One Never Realizes How Different A Husband

My Idea Of Housework Is To Sweep The Room With A Glance.

You Always Hear About Fashion's Success Stories. How A Starlet Lost An Earring One Night And By The Next Morning, The Entire Country Was Wearing One Earring. Or How Sweaters Made A Comeback In A Drugstore, Or A First Lady Influenced How We Dressed During Her Reign. But What About The Losers? The Fashions That Came And Went Out The Same Day? The Hopes And Dreams Of Designers That Were Shattered By The Sound Of Fifty Million Women ... Laughing Themselves To Death.

Once You See The Drivers In Indonesia You Understand Why Religion Plays Such A Part In Their Lives.

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

I Convinced Him His Luggage Had Gone To That Big Bermuda Triangle In The Sky.