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One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.
-Erma Bombeck
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One Meal A Day Is Enough For
Erma Bombeck
One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.
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