One Man's Constant Is Another Man's Variable.

Dealing With Failure Is Easy: Work Hard To Improve. Success Is Also Easy To Handle: You've Solved The Wrong Problem. Work Hard To Improve.

Fortran Is Not A Flower But A Weed - It Is Hardy, Occasionally Blooms, And Grows In Every Computer.

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

Optimization Hinders Evolution.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.