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Pirate Dreams Needles And Pins, Needles And Pins, Sew Me A Sail To Catch Me The Wind. Sew Me A Sail Strong As The Gale, Carpenter, Bring Out Your Hammers And Nails. Hammers And Nails, Hammers And Nails, Build Me A Boat To Go Chasing The Whales. Chasing The Whales, Sailing The Blue Find Me A Captain And Sign Me A Crew. Captain And Crew, Captain And Crew, Take Me, Oh Take Me To Anywhere New.

Imagine - Four Years You Could Have Spent Travelling Around Europe Meeting People, Or Going To The Far East Of Africa Or India, Meeting People, Exchanging Ideas, Reading All You Wanted To Anyway, And Instead I Wasted It At Roosevelt.

Did You Hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He Got Tickled By His Mom. Wiggled And Giggled And Fell On The Floor, . . . . And All The More That He Kept Gigglin', All The More Folks Kept Ticklin'. He Shrieked And Screamed And Rolled Around, Laughed His Way Right Out Of Town. Through The Country Down The Road, He Got Tickled By A Toad. . . . . Giggling, Rolling On His Back He Rolled On The Railroad Track. Rumble, Rumble, Whistle, Roar- Tom Ain't Ticklish Any More.

Oh The Thumb-sucker's Thumb May Look Wrinkled And Wet And Withered, And White As The Snow, But The Taste Of A Thumb Is The Sweetest Taste Yet (as Only We Thumb-sucker's Know).

If You're Behind The Times, They Won't Notice You. If You're Right In Tune With Them, You're No Better Than They Are, So They Won't Care Much For You. Be Just A Little Ahead Of Them.