Old Ways Will Always Remain Unless Some

A Failure Is A Man Who Has Blundered, But Is Not Able To Cash In The Experience.

Orthodoxy Is A Corpse That Doesn't Know It's Dead.

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.

There Is Something That Is Much More Scarce, Something Finer Far, Something Rarer Than Ability. It Is The Ability To Recognize Ability.

There Are Three Sides To Every Question-where A Divorce Is Involved.