Old San Francisco - The One So

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

Baffling Late-life Discovery: Golfers Wear Those Awful Clothes On Purpose.

There Are A Thousand Viewpoints In The Viewtiful City.

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.