Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.

Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home, And Lives Upon What It Can Pick Up.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

Take The Selfishness Out Of This World And There Would Be More Happiness Than We Should Know What To Do With.