Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

What's Your Name Again? That's Right. I'm So Glad You Know Your Name.

If You Know Two Languages, The Level Of Your Intelligence Is Multiplied A Hundredfold In Other People's Eyes.

And Of Course, When You See Your Brother In The Toilet Bowl...there's A Little Voice That Say, 'i Wonder Where He Would Go...'...if It Hadn't Been For His Head.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.