Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

I Would Like To Go To Russia Very Much — Although The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.

If We Could Just Stop The Tourism, We Could Stop The Congestion.

What About Tom Jones? He's Made A Million And He's A Bloody Awful Singer.

And What Exotic Part Of The World Do You Come From?

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.