Oh! Blame Not The Bard.

Lord, Give Me A Sense Of Humor So That I May Take Some Happiness From This Life And Share It With Others.

Sex And Religion Are Closer To Each Other Than Either Might Prefer.

It Is Only Natural, Of Course, That Each Man Should Think His Own Opinions Best: The Crow Loves His Fledgling, And The Ape His Cub.

The Way To Heaven Out Of All Places Is Of Length And Distance.

Lawyers-a Profession It Is To Disguise Matters.