Of All Creatures That Breathe And Move

Thou Wilt Lament Hereafter, When The Evil Shall Be Done And Shall Admit No Cure.

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

Bear Patiently, My Heart, For You Have Suffered Heavier Things.

Once Harm Has Been Done, Even A Fool Understands It.

This Year I Invested In Pumpkins. They've Been Going Up The Whole Month Of October And I Got A Feeling They're Going To Peak Right Around January. Then Bang! That's When I'll Cash In.