Of All Animals, The Cat Alone Attains

Again, If There Are Really No Fairies, Why Do People Believe In Them, All Over The World? The Ancient Greeks Believed, So Did The Old Egyptians, And The Hindoos, And The Red Indians, And Is It Likely, If There Are No Fairies, That So Many Different Peoples Would Have Seen And Heard Them?

An Unsophisticated Forecaster Uses Statistics As A Drunken Man Uses Lamp-posts - For Support Rather Than For Illumination.

Politicians Use Statistics In The Same Way That A Drunk Uses Lamp-postsfor Support Rather Than Illumination.

Of All The Minor Creatures Of Mythology, Fairies Are The Most Beautiful, The Most Numerous, The Most Memorable.

I Am The Batsman And The Bat, / I Am The Bowler And The Ball, / The Umpire, The Pavilion Cat, / The Roller, Pitch, And Stumps, And All.