Oasis Can't Be Summed Up In One

Rock Stardom Will Die Because Nobody Will Make Enough Money Any More To Be Rock Stars.

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.

College Football Today Is One Of The Last Great Strongholds Of Genuine Old-fashioned American Hypocrisy.

Do You Ever Look At The Sky And Think, I'm Glad I'm Alive? After I Heard System Of A Down, I Thought, I'm Actually Alive To Hear The Shittiest Band Of All Time. Which Is Quite Something When You Think About It. Of All The Bands That Have Gone Before And All The Bands That'll Be In The Future, I Was Around When The Worst Was Around.

I've Got A Fleet Of Cars And I've Never Had A Driving License, Ever.