Oasis Can't Be Summed Up In One

The Charts Are Only Relevant When You're Top Of Them!

I'm Not Interested In Making Money. It's Just That With My Talent, I'm Cursed With It.

I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

I Like Chris Martin. I Think He's A Really Great Songwriter.