Nurse Rozetta, I Won't Let Her Catch

The Boy's Got Problems, The Boy's Got Stress, The Boy's Got A .38 Hidden In His Desk.

The Minute You Step Onstage, You Get Eight Feet Taller.

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

Reverend Smith, He Recognized Me And Punched Me In The Nose.

We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We Carved Some Dirty Words On The Desk.