Nothing Is Quite What You Expect With

The Truth Is, That I Feel Alone Most Of The Time. I Stopped Believing In Happiness, But I Know That Music Makes Me Feel Good.

A Very Common Thing These Days Is People Show Up And They Ask Us In The Band To Sign With A Sharpie Right On Their Skin And They Go Get It Tattooed The Next Day. Then They'll Show Up At Another Show And They'll Have Their Tattoo.

My Proudest Moment Was When I Was In High School, Some Jackass Tried To Give Me A Wedgy. I Came Prepared, I Went Commando. It Tickled.

So I'm Wearing That Today. And I Wore It Yesterday, Too. Maybe I'll Wear It Tomorrow. I Just Collect Stuff, I Guess.

The Idea That I Would Ever End Up On David Letterman Or Jay Leno Is Horrifying. I Am Such A Freak In Comparison To Most Other Twenty-five-year-old Guys. I Have No Idea What Other People Are Thinking. I’m Not Really In Touch.