Nothing Is Like It Seems, But Everything

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

Its Getting Late Early

You Can't Think And Hit The Ball At The Same Time.

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes. [during An Election Campaign, After George Bush Stated That Texas Was Important To The Election]

Failure Is Just Another Opportunity To Start Over.