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As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

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The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.