Labour Day Is A Great American Holiday

The White House Says That The Vacation In Texas Will Give President Bush The Chance To Unwind. My Question Is, When Does The Guy Wind?

Bad News, It's Going To Be A Huge Environmental Disaster, The Oil Rig Down There In The Gulf Of Mexico. The Good News Is They Think Now That The Oil Spill Will Be Diluted By The Melting Ice Caps.

Everybody Was Upset That Vladimir Putin Was Missing. He Was In Switzerland With His Girlfriend. She Had A Baby In Switzerland Because In Russia Childbirth Is Not Covered By Putin-care.

This Will Be Michelle Obama's Last Opportunity To Try To Get Me To Eat Kale.

I Have Talents Aplenty. Unfortunately, Precious Few Of Them Have Any Redeeming Social Value.