Nothing. And, I Don't Start Before Noon.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

I Done Drew The Line. Just Like The Alamo. You're Either On One Side Of The Line Or The Other. I Don't Want To Ever Leave Texas Again.

That Boy Could Throw A Ball Through A Car Wash And Not Get It Wet. (on Warren Moon)