None But The Brave Can Live With

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For You As Long As It Doesn't Cost Anything.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.