Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog

You Want A Hero In The Music World? James Brown. He Brought A Feeling To Music Without Really Using Words. He's Just Famous For His Sound.

There Are Only So Many Letters In The Alphabet. When I Talk To Young Musicians Or Authors And They Ask For Advice, I Say, You Gotta Learn All The Letters Of Your Own Personal Alphabet. With Music, You Need To Know All The Different Kinds Of Music And Everything In And Around Your Given Instrument.

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

The Perfect Woman Has An Iq Of 150, Wants To Make Love Until 4 In The Morning, Then Turns Into A Pizza!

What's Missing Is The Testosterone. What's Missing Is The Fury. What's Missing Is The Passionate Convicted Commitment. And I Got A Lot Of Mine From My Religious Background. So Y'all Best Stop Imagining The Way Dr. Zorba Looked, Or Some Defenseless Hasidic Jew With A Little Yarmulke On His Head, 'cause That Ain't Here For You.